Which way to the Fifth Element party?

There's so much business going on in this photo I don't even know what to make fun of.

Let me guess... you're in a band together, and you're sure you'll take off any day now.

Can I get a less catty-looking guardian angel, please?

Holy frick! He's real!

I'm trying to think of something witty to say, but it's tricky tricky tricky tricky.

Now your bird post comes in two sizes: lanky and mini.

Reality called, it says both the snakebite AND the grill were never cool.