I'm gonna go with either out-of-place biker or ax murderer, 'cause that dress is not to code.

Self-absorbed enough to have a post about how and when it's okay to contact him.

I'm actually viscerally upset that this guy exists.

I'll take the right nipple for the block.

Anonymous hand gets the secret panel!

I wanna work Janet Jackson into this somehow, but I don't think I can.

I had a pair of sunglasses like that when I needed to cover up my enormous glasses.

Oh dear God, no.

Cosplay needs to stay in the convention halls!

Damn, suddenly I really wanna drink some Isqeq.

Posting an amateur gay photo of yourself dressed as a blood = tragic Darwin award

We will make sure to take heed.

Your penis and asshole are very dangerous places.  At least you're honest.

We're all really impressed you know how scissors can ruin garments, now put a top on.

I would like gyms to implement a "no apron" policy so that everyone who did this to their shirt would have to find some actual shirts.

Here's my email. Here it is again, just in case somebody tries to steal my photo and pretend they're me.

It's totally happened before.

Timecop?! I thought you were dead!

Umm, is your chest supposed to be doing that?