You don't need a shirt in the wintertime, just sunglasses.

I get the feeling he's just begging to be on here.

I'm like fuckin' Grady Sizemore except I'm fuckin' Jewish! Shalom!

Reasonable people may disagree (courtesy of thejjmg)

Maybe if you distract them with the brand of your underwear they won't notice the total mess behind you.

Seriously, is that $3.50 in quarters back there?

You're clearly not a douche if three disembodied hands want to grope you.

Marshall Adams the first called, he says if you pop your collar you owe him royalties

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