Unless he's actually served, in which case nevermind.

It doesn't ring as true if your mirror says it to you.

...But I'm not too self-concious to TAKE the naked picture.

Your sculptor chose a really crappy face.

Oh. Will I? Will I please?

There's a nest on your head, btw.

...

AHHH! It's Chris Crocker's revenge for us not leaving Britney alone!

Not extraordinarily douchey, IMO

I just think it's amazing that he can keep the camera centered on himself when he's doing something that blinds him and takes the cooperation of both of his arms.  That takes skill, and probably some practice.  Okay, he's a little douchey.