Which way to the Fifth Element party?

There's so much business going on in this photo I don't even know what to make fun of.

Let me guess... you're in a band together, and you're sure you'll take off any day now.

Can I get a less catty-looking guardian angel, please?

Holy frick! He's real!

I'm trying to think of something witty to say, but it's tricky tricky tricky tricky.

Now your bird post comes in two sizes: lanky and mini.

Reality called, it says both the snakebite AND the grill were never cool.

You know those went stale, like, six months ago, right?

Furthering the gay cause, one vagina at a time.

I'm gonna go with either out-of-place biker or ax murderer, 'cause that dress is not to code.

Self-absorbed enough to have a post about how and when it's okay to contact him.

I'm actually viscerally upset that this guy exists.

I'll take the right nipple for the block.

Anonymous hand gets the secret panel!

I wanna work Janet Jackson into this somehow, but I don't think I can.

I had a pair of sunglasses like that when I needed to cover up my enormous glasses.

Oh dear God, no.

Cosplay needs to stay in the convention halls!

Damn, suddenly I really wanna drink some Isqeq.

Posting an amateur gay photo of yourself dressed as a blood = tragic Darwin award

We will make sure to take heed.

Your penis and asshole are very dangerous places.  At least you're honest.

We're all really impressed you know how scissors can ruin garments, now put a top on.

I would like gyms to implement a "no apron" policy so that everyone who did this to their shirt would have to find some actual shirts.

Here's my email. Here it is again, just in case somebody tries to steal my photo and pretend they're me.

It's totally happened before.

Timecop?! I thought you were dead!

Umm, is your chest supposed to be doing that?

You go a little farther than just the hyperactive bloom lighting sepia tone, you smoke. Bravo. Bravo.

You say that as though it's some place important people care about.

Nobody will, and nobody will want you to.

OMG! It's the ghost of cock past.

And yet more prayer beads.

Is this some sort of plot by the Vatican to make guys (and girls) who like naked guys think Catholicism is sexy?  Because I don't think it will work like they want it to work...

Well, at least this one had the good decency to buy the censored quadriplegic torso.  You know, in case family comes over and wonders why he still doesn't have a girlfriend.

FLIP. YOUR POLITICAL STATEMENTS. AROUND.

I can literally hear this one going "OHHH" or "BOOOYAH" or something equally ~awesome~ in my head.

Completely faceless and overly muscular angels are hot! (?)

The groggy eyes and beard says he just woke up, but the hair says it's actually a cleverly crafted image to make you think he just woke up.

Look out! It's the underpants bandito!

If you're thinking about my baby, it don't matter if your (hat is) Black or White.

Addendum by bourgtai: Frank's Kwik 'n Cheep Wedding Apparel called.  They wanted to thank you for being their first customers.

The sad truth is he lost the key a few months ago.

Yeah. The voting majority will totes listen to you if you have a fauxhawk and aviators.

Bonus for thinking to flip your photo before submitting, but your plaque is wrong.

Tried cutting our own hair again, didn't we?

You're already IN the Army, do you really need camouflage bloomers?

Stop, drop your deuce, then come back and try again.

You thought the anchor would distract us from the gold chain ON YOUR UNDERWEAR, didn't you?

How... why... would you do that to your hair?

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

And I will break that arm to prove it, if I have to.

I don't even know how to categorize that... sling.

Ridiculously appropriate time for this.

O RLY?! OMG nowai!

The return of LOLwut!

Seriously?! Are you even 18??

This is for the Rosary I'm about to go say.