Friday, February 26, 2010

Self-absorbed enough to have a post about how and when it's okay to contact him.


I'm actually viscerally upset that this guy exists.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Friday, February 19, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

We will make sure to take heed.


Your penis and asshole are very dangerous places.  At least you're honest.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

We're all really impressed you know how scissors can ruin garments, now put a top on.


I would like gyms to implement a "no apron" policy so that everyone who did this to their shirt would have to find some actual shirts.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Monday, February 1, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

And yet more prayer beads.


Is this some sort of plot by the Vatican to make guys (and girls) who like naked guys think Catholicism is sexy?  Because I don't think it will work like they want it to work...

Well, at least this one had the good decency to buy the censored quadriplegic torso.  You know, in case family comes over and wonders why he still doesn't have a girlfriend.

FLIP. YOUR POLITICAL STATEMENTS. AROUND.

I can literally hear this one going "OHHH" or "BOOOYAH" or something equally ~awesome~ in my head.

Completely faceless and overly muscular angels are hot! (?)

The groggy eyes and beard says he just woke up, but the hair says it's actually a cleverly crafted image to make you think he just woke up.

Look out! It's the underpants bandito!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

If you're thinking about my baby, it don't matter if your (hat is) Black or White.


Addendum by bourgtai: Frank's Kwik 'n Cheep Wedding Apparel called.  They wanted to thank you for being their first customers.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

How... why... would you do that to your hair?

NO, YOU'RE NOT.


And I will break that arm to prove it, if I have to.