Tuesday, January 26, 2010

And yet more prayer beads.


Is this some sort of plot by the Vatican to make guys (and girls) who like naked guys think Catholicism is sexy?  Because I don't think it will work like they want it to work...

Well, at least this one had the good decency to buy the censored quadriplegic torso.  You know, in case family comes over and wonders why he still doesn't have a girlfriend.

FLIP. YOUR POLITICAL STATEMENTS. AROUND.

I can literally hear this one going "OHHH" or "BOOOYAH" or something equally ~awesome~ in my head.

Completely faceless and overly muscular angels are hot! (?)

The groggy eyes and beard says he just woke up, but the hair says it's actually a cleverly crafted image to make you think he just woke up.

Look out! It's the underpants bandito!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

If you're thinking about my baby, it don't matter if your (hat is) Black or White.


Addendum by bourgtai: Frank's Kwik 'n Cheep Wedding Apparel called.  They wanted to thank you for being their first customers.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

How... why... would you do that to your hair?

NO, YOU'RE NOT.


And I will break that arm to prove it, if I have to.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

...But I'm not too self-concious to TAKE the naked picture.


Your sculptor chose a really crappy face.

Oh. Will I? Will I please?


There's a nest on your head, btw.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Not extraordinarily douchey, IMO


I just think it's amazing that he can keep the camera centered on himself when he's doing something that blinds him and takes the cooperation of both of his arms.  That takes skill, and probably some practice.  Okay, he's a little douchey.

It's a lucky wife to have a guy who posts his wiener on gay porn sites.


Not.

There's, um. There's a big disgusting band-aid hanging off your elbow, you know.

Dudes'll buy this. Srsly


Bonus points for the facial expression, no less.

Honest to God, I can't make sense of that word frontwards or backwards.


Oh.  Oh!  It's juicy.  His case says "juicy."

Yeah? Well, same to you, crumplybrow!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

I've seen people in magazine smile and I'm pretty sure this is how they did it.

Sweet headphones. Sweeter stash.

We're adding some authors

Hi there, everyone.  You might note that this isn't a photograph of a douche, and that's because there's finally some fun news to share.  I've finally got a second author.  Please welcome JSBN to the douche-finding expedition!

360 douche


But I still can't read his armpits...

Second note: this is his bathroom. His!

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Aww sheeit, I gots two iphones! I even got mah mahspace up in hrr!