Friday, February 26, 2010

Self-absorbed enough to have a post about how and when it's okay to contact him.

I'm actually viscerally upset that this guy exists.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Friday, February 19, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

We will make sure to take heed.

Your penis and asshole are very dangerous places.  At least you're honest.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

We're all really impressed you know how scissors can ruin garments, now put a top on.

I would like gyms to implement a "no apron" policy so that everyone who did this to their shirt would have to find some actual shirts.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Monday, February 1, 2010